Seafoam Interview

Seafoam--- Just really quick,I plan on leaving my sound recorder on when I go to bed to see what I sound like in my sleep just throwing that out there.
Glen---haha Ok you ready?
Seafoam---I was born ready for this interview.

G---You’ve just been added to the Tweek Family how does it feel to be the soul representative of PA?
S---I’m psyched… I think I love it so much just because I was born here.
G---Tell me a story of Johnstown PA that can sum it up for us?
S---It has three floods and it's pretty sweet. It's honestly like the Goonies town I love it.
G---How many times have you watched the Goonies to remember Johnstown?
S---Not enough…. Atleast a bakers dozen.

G---First off I think its necessary to discuss how your name came into existence please tell.
S---Well let me see, I was in beautiful Binghamton, NY and I told Joby that my name was Zach, but he thought it was it Za-che and no one believed that that was my name. So I believed what happened was, people looked at the color of my bike and decided it was my name because they were too scared to get it wrong haha and now it's my favorite color.
G---YES hahaha that is exactly what happened.
G---Where are you right now... this may or may not be for personal purposes haha?
S---In recliner in recline mode, wearing shorts and a "No Hope for Dope" T-shirt.
G---You realize that shirt is from Saved by the Bell.
S---OH yeah. I got it from GoodWill.
G---What’s the best clothing item you’ve ever gotten from GoodWill?
S---The Binghamton Speidie Fest shirt definitely.
G---We have heard talk of some possible tattoos that your getting what are they?
S---I want the tip of a dick coming out the bottom of my boxers hahaha. Me and a friend wanted to get Tiny PA state with R I P …like rest in Pennsylvania oh and I wanna get the home improvement sign tattooed on my arm
G---That’s amazing cause im watching that TV show right now.
S---I watch that show from time to time. I mean its no Different Strokes….
G---You were once a weatherman how did that even come about?
S---Well I was watching TV one day and I saw an ad for be a junior weatherman and it had application specifically for children up to the 3rd grade. So I sent a email and it was like write an essay why you wanna be a weatherman and I wrote I like the weather cause I like to know when I can ride my bike and It asked the grade and I said Graduated high school. They sent an email and said come in. That day I was really tired and honestly, It fucking sucked…I was so bored the entire time and I messed up as a weatherman. I wish I had done something completely outrageous like get naked.

G---You know some amazingly random facts please share some with us?
S---The one that you told me about drinking mouthwash before you go to bed and how you get the craziest dreams I had dinosaurs chasing me while i was hanging out in 3rd grade and there’s nothing about it on the internet it’s the BIGGEST CONSPIRACY ever….
S-Speaking of Conspiracy I got a story to tell you:
    I was riding last night with some friends and some cop chased us down and he caught one of us and he said Pittsburgh is making an Anti-BMX task force and there gonna hunt us down and tazer us till we get off our bikes…. Do you realize the possibilities. "DON’T TAZE ME BRO…." Then he goes you can go over To the Northside we wont bother you there… (that’s says everything)

G--- A story that follows you everywhere, it needs to be told. That one time you purposely rubbed a white dress shirt collar on your neck. Finish please….
S---HAHAHA My mom wanted me to go to church and I didn’t want to go, so I made them look all dirty and rubbed them all over me to make them look a little dirty. She totally didn’t believe me at all.

G---Got to ask a simple question--Hootie and the Blowfish or Peter Gabriel?
S---Peter Gabriel because it's NOT Hootie and the Blowfish. These are good questions….
G---Thanks im trying to be professional, but its not working since im asking about Hootie and the Blowfish.

G---Ok you wear a helmet to bed...nuff said. Is it because you love to ride so much?
S---You just gotta be ready to go big or go home.
G---But you already are home.
S---You gotta be ready to go big and then back home then.

G---Latest trick you learned then quickly forgot?
S---Icepicks… I just lost them and now I wont do them haha.
G---What’s up with BMX trick names?
S---They are the weirdest names in the world. A name could be, bird on Galapagos island and that’s a trick. 

G----What about Pittsburgh gets you so psyched?
S---Cause it's dirty and its not big and overrun with Hipsters….did you see the other day they ranked the 14th most miserable city for Woman? That’s why I like it haha.

G---Last Words and or Thanks?
S---Bury me upside down so the world can Kiss My Ass!